"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”
dreaming of a time when you learn how praise an album without insulting other’s work
beyonce releases an album with no promotion and causes itunes to crash, meanwhile
i imagine that Beyoncé is off somewhere on a yacht, sipping on an olivia pope sized glass of wine, watching the entire world explode over her new album dropping out of literally the thinnest of air and cackling to herself with sheer joy. like, not only did she give you 14 new songs, but she gave you a music video for every damn one. this wasn’t just a casual troll, this was a calculated strike of nuclear proportions and she is leaving no survivors.